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The intelligence of blondes

Jokes about blondes are constantly circulating among us. The ingrained ideas about how the color of one’s hair affects one’s intelligence are often undignified. Clever jokes are entertaining, and often even the blondes themselves laugh at them (it’s like making fun of policemen or little Johnny). If, however, this prejudice is taken too seriously, then it test iq » is rather an indication of the lack of intelligence of the one holding the prejudice than of the intelligence of its object.

Are you a blonde and are you bothered by it? Don’t despair!

Try our online IQ test.

Find out where you are. And send the link to your colleagues as well, whose jokes at your expense are getting old, and show them who test your iq » does better on the test. Compare your results with those of other people too. You may be able to break through the prejudices, at least in your surroundings.

Women who have been endowed by nature not only with blond hair, but also decent IQ test scores, are poking a big hole in the theory that blondes are less intelligent. According online iq test » to some people, beauty and intelligence don’t go together. But if you look like a model and you also have a good head on your shoulders, then the doors everywhere are open to you. And oh, the glory behind them! Madonna and Sharon Stone are shining examples. Their IQ, far above average, might be the object of envy of brunettes tests iq » and men as well.

Are you not a blonde and have you taken the online IQ test?

Then relax with some „blonde“ jokes...

Three blondes are stranded on a desert island and are thinking about how to escape. They happen to stumble upon a golden fish, which promises to fulfill one wish for each of them. The first blonde wishes to be smart and think of a way to escape from there. The golden fish inspires her with the the average iq » thought of swimming away; it teaches her the crawl stroke and the blonde swims away. The second blonde doesn’t like that too well (there is no drowning soul anywhere whom she could rescue before everyone else’s admiring gaze), so she wishes to be far smarter than the first blonde. The fish turns her into a brunette, who then builds a mensa iq test » raft in the sweat of her brow and floats away. The third blonde, however, just got her nails done, so she asks the fish to make her the smartest person in the world, because she just can’t ruin her nails by cutting down trees to make a raft. The blonde immediately turns into a man and walks to the mainland iq test online » over the bridge.

Do you know how to keep a blonde busy for an entire day? Put her in a round room and tell her to have a seat in the corner. (You have to admit that this joke is pretty lame; even a brunette could walk around the walls for at least half a day before getting tired of on line iq test » it.)

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

How many intelligent blondes will fit into one phone booth? All of them!

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.

How do you measure the intelligence of a blonde? You put a tire gauge in her ear.

How can you tell who take iq test » has the longest wiring? She is the last to laugh.

 

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